Random Terry Pratchett Quote

All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!)

All quotes come from the Pratchett Quote File (PQF) created by the folks at The L-Space Web. The quotes either come from Terry's novels or from observations Terry posted on the alt.fan.pratchett newsgroup.
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