Random Terry Pratchett Quote

"Meat pies! Hot sausages! Inna bun! So fresh the pig h'an't noticed they're gone!"
-- Genuine pig portion packages
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)

All quotes come from the Pratchett Quote File (PQF) created by the folks at The L-Space Web. The quotes either come from Terry's novels or from observations Terry posted on the alt.fan.pratchett newsgroup.
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