Random Terry Pratchett Quote

There was a polite beeping from the Thing. "You may be interested to know," it said, "that we've broken the sound barrier." Masklin turned wearily to the others. "All right, own up. Who broke it?"
-- (Terry Pratchett, Wings)

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