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"No, no, no, what you do is, you get a gnu, then you point it at the driver and someone says, 'Look out, he's got a gnu!' and you say, 'Take us where we want to go or I'll fire this gnu at you!'"
-- "Host Age at 10,000 Feet", Nome style
(Terry Pratchett, Truckers)