Random Terry Pratchett Quote

"I saw a film where there was an alien crawling around inside a spaceship's air ducts and it could come out wherever it liked," said Johnny reproachfully.
"Doubtless it had a map," said the Captain.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Only You Can Save Mankind)

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