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Better Than A Poke In The Eye Mug

Better Than A Poke In The Eye Mug
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Range: The Luggage
Type: Mugs
Discworld® Monthly "Better Than A Poke In The Eye" Mug.

The quote was written specifically for Discworld Monthly by Terry back in 2006. We decided that it was time to share it with everyone.

The text reads:

Bluntness level 5.7: EU Timber & Organic Materials Sharpness Scale 17, as ratified June 2006 / Directive 8713/99/BH.
Note: Under EU regulation 77/089 a stick of bluntness of 3 or less is officially a potato.
Health & Safety addendum: Rules regarding safety goggles apply under directive 223/WHEE/95.
Stick to be operated by qualified Stick Handler under directive 117/UGG/13, as ratified May 2004.

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